Forex Jokes

[alessio09]

Thought I would share these with you!

The market may be bad, but I slept like a baby last night. I woke up every hour and cried.

The market is weird. Every time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they're smart.

The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. (c) Clint Eastwood

What's considered enough money? Just a little bit more. (c) Will Rogers

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. (c) J. Paul Getty

 

[dvwilliams]

I agree with Will Rogers

 

[miskec]

That clint eastwood line is so funny.

 

[FXexpert]

haha thanks for sharing.

 

[Pinalli]

Interesting!! Traders should read these to move out of the stress....

Quite entertaining and relaxing.

 

[Forexplayer]

Hehe, nice find. Here's a funny picture to go along with those jokes:

Enjoy!

 

[Staris]

Nice share and I also Like the picture above me its really funny.

 

[Electron]

Ha that is a nice joke that everyone has enjoyed here reading it.Really it is funny and well written.

 

[daniellefr]

lol. funny lines, especially about the toaster.