Some Timely Trading Jokes

ituglobal

Master Trader
Apr 17, 2013
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Some Timely Trading Jokes


A little bit of humor to get your Friday off to a chuckle:


Chart - what you check after you exit trading, trying to understand what went wrong.


Day Trading - trading which you start too late or exit too early.


Margin - (if you are up) a safe situation with huge potential return (if you are down) an evil trick by Unseen Forces that can cause you losing more money than you have.


Margin Call - what happens when your broker makes an accounting mistake.


Moving Average - a curly line that has nothing to do with price movement if you have an open position.


Position Trading - day trading that went the wrong way right after you took a position.


Trend Line - an imaginary line on the price chart that only changes when the market is closed or when you are not looking.

Posted by Tallinex
 

trad$lo9r

Trader
Jul 4, 2018
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Some Timely Trading Jokes


A little bit of humor to get your Friday off to a chuckle:


Chart - what you check after you exit trading, trying to understand what went wrong.


Day Trading - trading which you start too late or exit too early.


Margin - (if you are up) a safe situation with huge potential return (if you are down) an evil trick by Unseen Forces that can cause you losing more money than you have.


Margin Call - what happens when your broker makes an accounting mistake.


Moving Average - a curly line that has nothing to do with price movement if you have an open position.


Position Trading - day trading that went the wrong way right after you took a position.


Trend Line - an imaginary line on the price chart that only changes when the market is closed or when you are not looking.

Posted by Tallinex
This is very funny:D