Forex Jokes

SamForexTrader

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Let's break away a little from serious Forex discussions and laugh!

This is one of my favourites:

A Japanese guy (J) is at Los Angeles International Airport, waiting for his flight back home to Japan. While he's waiting, he goes to the currency exchange counter to change his remaining dollars.

He counts his money at the counter and says to the clerk (C):
# J: Wait a minute. When I came here I got more dollars for my yen. What's going on here?
# C: Fluctuations.

The Japanese man stiffens.
# J: Well! Fluck you Americans, too!
 

Dmitriy Enrst

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The trader comes to a palmist. 'Do you define future via lines? - 'Yes, of course, I can determine the past, present and future." 'Well,' said the trader and laid before him a stack of printouts stock charts
 
Forex trader: What is a million years like to you?
God: Like one second.
Forex trader: What is a million dollars like to you?
God: Like one penny.
Forex trader: Can I have a penny?
God: Just a second …
 
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Xavefif

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Hahahaha well, that's just great! To be honest even put me in a better mood, was having somewhat of a bad one, so thanks)
 

xerof

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How do you find a good small-cap fund manager?
Find a good large-cap fund manager, and wait.
 

xerof

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Markets are crazy, every moment one guy buy, second sell and both think that they will make money.
 

xerof

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Forex money manager goes at the street and very nice young lady ask him:
Lady: Dear sir, im making poll, can i ask you simple question?
Manager: Of course you can.
Lady: What is your average income?
Manager: My average income is around 200 000 $.
Lady: Im sorry, i thought your monthly income.
Manager: Im sorry, i thought dayli.
 
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