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Forex Market is Closing Down

April 1, 2009 (Last updated on March 23, 2016) by

Some people predicted it long ago, but no one really believed it until today. It was announced by the BIS (Bank for International Settlements), IMF (International Monetary Fund) and the world’s leading private banking institutions that the traditional Forex market is going to be closed very soon. The retail Forex market attracted to much attention from the general public, creating riches for some and making others poor. It was decided that all on-line Forex brokers should be closed during the next 4 weeks, with all currently remaining traders’ funds donated to the various charities throughout the world. The governments of the G20 countries will discuss the creation of a single super-national Forex broker that will offer just a single currency pair for retail trading purposes — OCD/ZRP (Oceanian Dollar/Zeldian Rupee), with the daily trading volume of about 15,000 units. The registration with the new broker will be limited only to all currently existing Forex traders, so that no new traders will be appearing.

8 Responses to “Forex Market is Closing Down”

  1. Dajay

    “OCD/ZRP (Oceanian Dollar/Zeldian Rupee)”

    Excellent !


  2. Sally

    Are you serious about this? How can I start trading before the clamp?


    Andrei Reply:

    Of course I am serious; it was April 1st news after all! How can I be not serious?


  3. Don

    I can not find this news anywhere. Where did you see it ?


    Andrei Reply:

    It was on every newspaper on April 1st. How couldn’t you see it?


  4. Sally
  5. ZOD

    WOW my heart dropped when I read that…lol….Thanks for the joke :/


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